So who's in charge of this hell hole? Read on...

mac

Diagnosed with ADHD at the tender age of the second trimester (he was swimming in circles repeatedly and playing the marimbas on his mother's ribs), mac is little fireball of pent up rage and anger. With above average intelligence, he tackled high school in a mere 5 years.

Dozens of applications later, he was one of the most sought after students in the realm of community colleges. After a generous offer of $500 a semester in financial aid, he accepted his offer to Hammertonail Tech. Six years and an associates degree in welding later, he stole a book on HTML from the school book store on his way out of town.

After looking at all of the pictures, he knew just enough to be dangerous and started playing from there. His job as a video store clerk began his new obsession with video games. This is where we find him today.

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jay

Born and raised by hobos in a trainyard in Indiana, Jay has never been much of a human being. His life was wasted away eating Doritos and bitching about anything he possibly could. A child prodigy, Jay went to college at the tender age of eighteen, but it proved to be annoying and he subsequently dropped out a week later. On his own ever since, he has been living in The City trying to find a job. So far, he has been unsuccessful.

Jay's writing skills are just below that of his seven year old brother, who sometimes writes Jay's articles for him. However, the two styles are so similar, that the everyday reader will not be able to distinguish the two. So, be careful with the information you receive from Jay's articles, because they may just be the opinions of a prepubescent child...or his little brother.