online entertainment

Since the dawn of modern technology, these people have existed in every modern culture on the planet. They embrace the technology, live in it, improve it, and generally make far more money than the rest of the world. We call these people geeks.

You all have a stereotypical geek in mind. Suspenders, pocket protector, thick glasses… you know the type. Now a step further. When you hear the term “computer geek” you see either a pudgy or scrawny teen to mid twenties sitting in a dark room in front of no less than three monitors and about 200 LEDs throughout the room. Generally speaking, these geeks have a hard enough time in the real world. Their social lives are miserable if not non-existent and they can not get laid even if their lives depend on it.

WHY MAKE IT HARDER ON THEM?!?

I was perusing through some of my favorite sites the other day and saw a bunch of flash games. Most of them were your garden variety “piss on the other guy” or “shoot the spermies” type but there were several that especially caught my eye.

These games were devoted entirely to… ready for it? Getting laid. That’s right. As if the geeks of the world didn’t have a hard enough time in the real world, these jackasses made it hard for them in cyberspace! One game specifically made the player memorize stats about several girls and try to impress them while judging their moods and giving them expensive gifts.

Because of games like these, most geeks probably have horrible misconceptions about how to get women. If you notice a fat little pale kid following you around with a notepad and camera, run. If he approaches you with flowers, teddy bears, and pearl necklaces, you now know why.

-mac