consort - submit your work:

Just about everything we do is spontaneous and random. We started this site off of a 15 second conversation at 2:00am. If something pisses us off, we write about it. If it impresses us, we like to spread the word so it can do the same for others. Want to help? Read on!

If you have the urge to write something a little outside of the norm or if some big retail store just pissed you off, you now have the opportunity to do something about it.

All you need to do is contact us with a little blurb about who you are and what you want to write about. From there we’ll take a look at your work and appraise it. If you contribute several times and we continue to enjoy your work, we may invite you to join our little community we call the consortium.

As a new member of the the consortium, you will enjoy the privilege of your own e-mail account at naner.org as well as a small bio page about yourself. You may also get the opportunity to mull over and appraise other’s work before it goes live.

conspire - advertise with us:

Want to place your ad on our site? There are several different opportunities for advertisers (conspirators) on naner.org. Ad sizes are listed below. They must be in either .gif or .jpg or flash format and no larger than 50KB. We strive to keep a PG-13 environment and all ads are subject to our approval.

All dimensions are in pixels (W x H)

480x80 : placed at the bottom of section pages (1 per page)

480x80 : placed at the bottom of individual pages (1 per page)

120x??? : placed on the right side of individual or section pages